This was the second email I got today from a Catholic University of America student, and by far the funnier of the two:

Hello Dr.Chenette
I'm a DMA student of Catolic University of America in Washington D.C. who taking Pedagogy of Theory.
I need some information for my final project that comparison between CUA's and IU's curricular of undergraduate core courses. I reserched but I could not know the following information.
Please help me.
Give me the following information:

1. contet of course packet
2. Instructors and textbooks: T231-Musical Skills II, T331-Musical Skills IV

Please let me know ASAP. The due is soon.

I appreciate that.

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